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Poetry for Neanderthals(R) Word-Guessing Card GameA word game where u must speak good or get hit with a stick It's good to be a Poet. It's good to be a Neanderthal. What isn't good is being both of those things at the same time. As a Poet, you'd love to recite thoughtful prose like: The mighty Woolly Mammoth makes a mockery of my tiny hairless body. But as a Neanderthal, you're only capable of saying: The most strong big thing with trunk and much hair make fun of my too small bald bones and skin. The
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★★★★★ 5
Very durable!
Color: carrot orange
This toy lasted us so long! It is durable, the dogs love the squeaker, and they love to try to chew the green leaves.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Did not last an hour. Leaves destroyed and pieces everywhere.
Color: carrot orange
Did not last an hour for medium size dog. Will not hold up to any aggressive chewer.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Awesome and truly indestructible
Color: carrot orange
Very good dog toy. My dog destroys most “indestructible” dog toys within an hour. This has withstood her every effort. She loves the crinkle and loves the bounce when fetching.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dog approved!
My dogs love this. This is the 3rd time I have bought them. They are entertained for hours and keeping their teeth strong.
They pay me no attention when they have this toy. 😂
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Reviewed in the United States on March 1, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Extra Small Perfect for my Toy Dogs
My toy dogs love this so much that I ordered a second one.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2026
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